Fun with demos
Okay, we've been super-negligent and didn't write anything at all about our last trip to the beehives. It's a bit late now, and there are new things to talk about, but suffice it to say that it was idyllic, it was a beautiful day, the hives were going great guns, neither of us got stung despite bothering the bees for a ridiculously long time, and Jacob went home that afternoon with a raging case of hayfever. Oh, well...I guess I do have to tell one funny story. So we'd spent over an hour going through the two established hives--longer than you should ever take, of course, but we're slow still, and we get distracted by watching totally awesome fascinating things like watching new bees hatch--and were looking forward to being almost done, because we only had the little new hives to look at. They should be a cinch, right? So we popped the first of the two open, and what do we see?
Aaahhhh!! Our bees have been building castles in the sky! And worse yet, they've been socking away sugar-syrup "honey" in it! So all of this beautiful comb had to be destroyed, and syrup was everywhere, and bees were everywhere, trying to clean up and getting stuck in the syrup, and both hives did it! So, that was a headache, but it was quite lovely, and it was entirely our fault for leaving them so much space--after that, we filled the space with a second, smaller feeder bag--and all in all, it was quite a laugh.
Oh, and also--if you take up beekeeping, a highly reccommend a pair of pointy-ended tweezers for your tool kit. Ripping wax moth larvae out of the frames without destroying anything else around them is very satisfying. Nasty, vile things...
So, on to yesterday, which was the "Friends of River Farm" picnic, where we were expected to set up and demo for the attendees. The demo was primarily run by the old owners of the hive (with whom arrangements for the demo were originally made) and Brenda, our mentor, so we were mostly along for the ride, and didn't have much idea what to expect. We've done lots of demos for various things before, but of course never one on the subject of bees.
The day was gorgeous, so Jacob and I packed a blanket and some books, and went out the the gardens early to pretty much just hang out and be on hand when people started showing up. We've been sneaking mulch from the big pile provided down by our apartment's communal garden area, a couple of buckets at a time, and putting it around the hives to keep down weeds and prevent the mower from coming quite so close to the hives. One of these days we're going to get there right after mowing, and open up a hive, and they're just going to boil out in fury. I'll say no more on this subject for the moment, though, because Jacob promised to tell that story.
Eventually, Brenda showed up, immediately followed by Michael and his family. Michael's daughter Theresa is an officer in the local 4H beekeeping club, 2 B A Bee, which Brenda runs. We procured a table and set up with the plethora of posters that they had brought under a nice shade-tree in the main stream of traffic, well away from the hives. We pulled a couple of frames from one of the new hives to put in Brenda's observation hives, being sure to get the queen. We picked a new hive because that way the queen would be marked, and easier to point out. The queens in the established hives are unmarked, and though if you're looking at her it's very obvious that she's the queen, the turquoise dot does really help you spot her.
Our audience turned out to consist almost entirely of families with young children, which was really delightful. The great thing about demoing bees is that no one knows anything about them--I didn't, before the class--and so you can say almost anything and everyone will be amazed, children and adults alike. After all, bees really are amazing. Some popular facts:
- The queen bee can lay up to 2000 eggs in a day, day in and day out.
- Bees are not the same as wasps or hornets and are not related to them. Almost every time you get stung, it was one of these latter beasties, which can sting multiple times without dying, and are much more aggressive than honey bees. (Besides, they're far and away more common than honeybees in most places.) In fact, they will attack and eat honey bees, given the chance.
- Drone (male) bees don't have stingers, so you can give them to little kids to hold, which is obviously always a big hit.
- The queen bee is mommy, but she isn't the boss. Decisions (such as when/if to swarm and whether to make a new queen) lie collectively with the workers.
So we spent from three to six talking to people. There were almost always people around watching the bees and asking questions. I love demoing to kids, because they are so eager and interested, and often so clearly intelligent that it's really delightful, and yesterday was no exception. Early on, it became obvious that a lot of people were going to want to know how they could buy honey from us, so we made a sign-up sheet, and we have maybe eight names on there. Rather exciting! What's more, Michael and co. brought some of their honey from last year's hives at River Farm, and it was delightful...light-colored, mild, and floral. We had various honeys out for sampling at Jacob's suggestion, and many small ones went away sticky, no doubt to the despair of their parents. There were still people around, still interested and questioning, while we were packing up at the end.
Also, we got fed. Sausage with peppers and onions, yay! Which makes the third time I've partaken of that most delightful of festive food traditions in the last three weeks, I think. Food is nigh on to a religion for me, and free food is sacred. I got free food three times this weekend. This weekend was good.
Well, Jacob promised that he'd fill in whatever I left out, so I'm going to feel free to post this and leave him to amend my inadequacies, many as I know them to be.
